Amazing Thoughts From 2am

So my brain doesn't turn to jelly over the holidays and generally for my own pleasure I'm going to write some absolutely filthy Robin Hood fan fiction. Probably called Robin's Hood.

And then if I do creative Writing next semester I'll just hand in all my Robin Hood pornography every time a story is due. In class you have to read out your stories and everything.

So I'm going to be this absolutely silent girl in class but when the time comes everyone is going to hear about how Robin "enters" Marian (who happens to be a pasty skinned red-head who likes ice cream and BBC period dramas way too much).



I need to spend more time sleeping and less time watching TV.