1. Throw away your diary, replace it with TV Guide
2. To make yourself feel better pretend your job is watching TV
3. Start a dream diary (if you are lucky this will take up a good two hours after you have woken up)
4. Eat as much ice cream as humanly possible
5. Read the crappiest books you can find
6. Get crushes on boys/girls you don't know, plot how you might stalk them
7. Spend a lot of time worrying about North Korea, imagine what you would do if World War Three broke out (IE: quit uni, boff everyone, get hammered all the time, become a crazy vigilante etc)
Follow these guidelines and the time will pass like it ain't no thang and you will have little to no time to ponder your failures as a human being.
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