- knock over two drinks within 10 minutes. with yr butt.
- contemporary dance
- hiding under a table so nobody knows how many sausage rolls yr eating
- get caught by the bouncers under the table eating sausage rolls
- make out with some dude from yr company in the backseat of a manager's car. Over her child's booster seat.
But make sure you DO power-barf all over your bathroom when you get home just to make that night a little more special (and your bathroom smell like partially digested sausage rolls).
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Haha! My work Christmas party is on Friday. Ima gonna try and do ALL those things (minus the pash the co-worker bit), and it'll be awesome!!!!!
did you have the foresight to remove the child from the seat?
Well, the Christmas party was a complete success. I ate EVERYTHING that was offered to me, including oysters and the scorpion in the bottom of a bottle of tequila. It was crunchy. Stumbled home at 12am and the yak fest was on! Lasted about two hours according to the boy. Woke up fresh as a daisy on Saturday.
Almost.
i think i woke up wearing a wet petticoat because i couldn't get it off so i just showered in it
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