BFFASPOT

BFFASPOT's are an addiction for me, that I am trying to cure myself of desperately. They are unhealthy, only fun at the start and inevitably end up with my long term friends laughing at me fondly with a tinge of exasperation whilst saying things like "When are you going to fall for me Gracey? When is steady ol' Clare going to be good enough?".
So what is exactly is a BFFASPOT? Well apart from being a really catchy acronym that I am sure Cosmo and Cleo will be beating down my door shortly in order to make it the new 'frienemy', it means a Best Friend For A Short Period Of Time.
I'm more predictable in my predilection for a certain type of girls as BFFASPOT's than in my very very predictable predilection for boyfriends (Helloooooooooo Tagger Drawl!). I like them attractive, crazy, fun, jealous, and ready to fuck me/my friends over at the drop of a vintage hat, after which I have to break up with them which is harder than breaking up with a BF. You can't cry with these girls. You can't divvy up the bars you frequent, cus there are only 3 bars in Perth. You can expect to become obsessed with the shitty things that they have done, which I guess isn't that unlike a romantic breakup. You can also expect to have the negative breakup feelings like "Why me? How do I attract these people? Is there something wrong with me? Am I in fact, doing it wrong?" but it's more than likely not you if you're the fuck-overee. Just remember that anyone that steals is a dickhead and 50% of girls are fucked in the brain.


Review;

• BFFASPOTs can be expected to last anywhere between 2 weeks to 3 months.
• Look out for the girl other than you that's shooting tequila upside down at 4am. She's a prospect.
• A+++ at the start, quickly dwindle when things start to go missing out of your room and your friends are being a bit weird because they've "heard things".
• Can often disappear with Devendrah Banhart to India aka Vic Park/obscurity
• I give them 2 stars for the shooting of tequila at 4am.