Toe Jam vs /Ear Wax
Not from an orafice /From an orafice
-Probs just sweat and lint /Gooey and yr body created it
-Easier to clean out /Dangerous and annoying to clean out
-Build up won't result in hearing loss /Build up can result in hearing loss
-Makes feet smell (I think) /Duz not make your feet smell
-Kinda out in the open /Hidden in yer ears
-Serves no real purpose /Protects your precious ears
-Tastes great on a cracker /Tastes great on a cracker
But Blurg I still cannot decide, what a wasted 2 hours. Actually if I wasn't writing this I would have been writing my new comic 'Mombutt Loves Shoe'.