SEXY KITS

these are my thermal pyjamas. usually they have food stains on them because, seeing as i barely leave the house once i get home, i tend to spend alot of time in them (even meal time).

i brought them from an opshop in perth, in anticipation of my move to a city that isnt perth and therefore has cold wind and shit. a local told me a story about how, one sunny day, they went to the beach, but by the time they got there it was freezing and raining so they didnt even bother going in the water (half stepper). thats how far away the large bodys of water are from me. AGES.

the pants are definitely a classic.

it really gets me going to think about the other derranged freaks who have probably jerked off in them, using the "fap hole" for convenience.

SERIOUSLY

hey, excuse me, seriously - has anybody EVER gotten laid from the scotsman. because if you say yes, i honestly dont believe a word yr saying... number 1. the individual drinks are too expensive too get yr "victim" drank. number 2. theres not really any chance for social interaction.. also no sexy dancing allowed. number 3. if yr counting someone youve previously slept with AYOO IT DOSNT COUNT!!

anyhow i was very excited because juggs are only a very minimal amount of cash. but others were bummed out about not "sitting on yr face" honestly didnt we come too this crux years ago? and if not yet, what the fuck have you been doing - getting laid at the queens. FUCK YOU.

(everyone who is sexually frustrated is also, by default VERY ANGRY)

i am also eating a very hot laksa which is in turn burning my throat. many other ppl fell asleep because of this. i lead the most exciting of lives. not. and honestly, you guys, where is yr sense of adventure (?)

Dream Weaver

I pretty much have four standard dreams, what do they mean?



That my teeth are falling out/made out of glass and breaking

• anxieties about my appearance and how people perceive me: I guess sometimes I worry that people will find me TOO attractive and won't take me seriously.
• a fear of rejection: no way man, I'm totally used to it.
• fear of powerlessness: I'm the assistant manager of a store so I'm pretty sure of my authority and influence
• malnutrition: I pretty much only eat Lean Cuisines and Up n Go so I'm the picture of health
• Fear of being embarrassed/ making a fool of myself: one time I made out with a guy and then he vomited so, valid.
• I am a liar: I recently told someone (in earnest) that I am "artistic" so also valid

That I'm drink driving and I keep crashing my car

• I have done something I am not proud of: every day
• I'm afraid of getting behind the wheel: I once drove the wrong way down Beaufort st so yeah, I'm pretty afraid of driving
• I need to slow down: yeah, my life is a non-stop Nelly video (the other day I went up in my roof!)
• Pent up guilt: I DO feel pretty bad about telling everyone that my boss has AIDS (he doesn't(probably))
  

That I'm being attacked by a big man and I try to scream and nothing comes out

• I have pent up emotions: I AM on a diet so I haven't been able to talk to food about things lately
• I am being taken advantage of: AND LOVIN IT

Sex dreams about EVERYONE

• A lack of maturity: my favorite thing is writing "I will suck your dick" on the printer paper so that when my boss tries to print stuff it's written on the back. EAT IT UP HR!
• Parallels aspects of myself I would like to express: my sluttiness?
• There was nothing about rimming!

Thankyou www.dreammoods.com