James is pretty rad. He has a permanent crip-walk from when concrete fell on his legs when he was 3, which is hecka gangsta. He also has one of the most soothing voices in the entire world, which makes him sound like he is even more of a babe than he already is. Mostly he talks in random string along sentences, telling stories which usually end up with him either falling off a "cliff" or somehow being in a fountain and whenever we question the validity or ask for clarification on a point, he usually does this at us.
James used to go to TAFE last year, and one day he was quietly eating his lunch when he noticed a guy dressed up as one of these.
Well, he kinda thought this was a bit odd, and starting walking off. The dude dressed as a dalek starting following him, waving extremeties, yelling "EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE." Then the dalek started blocking his path as he walked. James started getting a bit frustrated. Then the dalek said in his dalek voice "Move. Dickhead."
James was really pissed off by now, but he just kept trying to get around him and keep walking, vowing to walk away. Then the dalek scuffed his air max, so James "dropped knowledge on him in the form of a punch to the chassy" and told him to not start intergalactic beef that he couldn't handle. After this happened some emo's came running across the road yelling "THAT'S EXPENSIVE!! THAT'S EXPENSIVE!" and James walked away from the whole mess, scratching his head.
It wasn't until later on that he was actually told that it was some shitty Tafe hidden camera show for some assignment. Apparantly when James started getting REALLY angry after his shoe was scuffed, whoever was in contact with the dalek was yelling "ABORT ABORT. HE LOOKS CRAZY"
Love, Gracey.
p.s. here is a bonus shot of James dressed as a fruity clown
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