forget me not

dear perth,
as if i could ever forget you!
the other day i was thinking geeze its not even this hot in PERTH and its supposed too be summer there and now im like, sweating it out sticking too seats and stuff.
its nt just yr hauntingly beautiful and majestic countryside i miss, its the people.
for instance, before i departed yr enchanting shores i was waiting for the bus in the lawley, outside commonwealth.
i could hear this series of beeps like someone forgot their atm card. i turned round too see a young cola haired girl using the atm services.
(obviosuly for her own pleasure) she had been finger raping the thing for like 5 minutes flat, making no progress in withdrawing money or checking account balance or whatever.
the beeps started too sound like a solo from "the final countdown" and i couldnt help but laugh heartily (on the inside)
oh, perth.

(NME)