Jack Not Gay?

Some startling new evidence that homo-about-town Jack Andrew is in fact NOT a homo at all.



Here he is sharing an intimate hand hold with local dardy and heartbreaker Clare E Wee.

Okay so granted that weewee is pretty mannish still the local indie gays and homo 15 year olds of Perth, Melbourne and Myspace are sweating into their stove pipes as we speak.

Hourly updates on this shocking discovery will be found on COD over the next few days. (or not).