i want to be in yr band, lets hold hands

ive decided that if i ever were too be in a band (which is virtually impossible seeing as i dont play ANY instruments and am not willing too learn and i also have a voice capable of annoying ppl from 10 metres away) im going too play in two bands.

band no#1 "the heartbreakers"

this is my non cereal band. the band where we all get mega drank and play and its still good even if its in time or whatever. the heartbreakers will cover totally banging pop tracks like britney spears slave for you but in a really trashy synth style. music you can DANCE too. or start a circle pit too. i decided that jordan (spaghetti) will be the vocalist and iggy can play guitar and ill steal rupert from shock!horror! too play bass and kat can play keys and ill be on the triangle or something along thoose lines.

band no# 2 "sanitary massacre"

this band will be composed of the 4 members from dardia. im not sure who will be doing what but gemma is our front woo-man (she has a good voice). we are pretty much going too be riot girls and sing about the perils of womanhood, tampons and many other important topics. we will make you crymax (in a good way)

morrissey says: dreams are just dreams. in this case he is probably right.

(NME)