N: no, im not the one who needs an intervention.
L: but yr weird..
M: yeah yr weird!
N: if by weird you mean i TALK i guess i am. if i wasnt here who would keep you guys entertained? it would be dead boring if i wasnt here. but that word kind of hurts my gay feelings, im not a bad person or anything like that.
M: im a really good person, i helped my highschool friend get her dying husband his last wish... a dog
N: what kind of dog?
M: a shitzu
N: are you fking kidding me? that dog is totally for HER. dudes want man dogs, tough dogs like bull terriers and pitt bulls and boxers. they want too call them big strong man names like bruce or bruiser. you cant call a goddamn shitzu bruiser can you?
M: i cant help it. im a giver.. all i do is give give give i dont take, im not a taker. im just so generous.
N: im overwhelmed by yr generosity, as a homosexual you would make a generous lover, you know, the giving and all...
L: LOL!
M: shut up
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