Friday, August 28, 2009

DEAR BILL COMPTON,

i thought that maybe we could go steady, L.O.S even (for sure) because i would be yr real life perky, sweet smelling, hornbag waitress.

THEN I FIND OUT YOU N SOOKIE DATING FOR REALS AND THE DEALBREAKER IS YOU WEAR CROCS. OH, THE SHAME.

thats okay though, ive secretly always been batting for "team eric". oh, yeah.

5 comments:

Jacinti said...

I live for Eric, read the books by charline harris, there are 9 and its tipped my obsession over the fucking edge.
what i would give to be a vampire.
im a sicko.

jacinta. x

Jimmy Hats said...

Dude, I had a sex dream about Eric the other night. We wanted to bang but if we banged I would turn into a vampire but luckily we found some magic lube that protected me.

Gracey

Queefer Sutherland said...

I for one dgaf about vampires.

lauren and vivi said...

So there's this male model/police man who lives down the road from us in country side Norway and he looks exactly like that guy. His name is Big Vegard Vik!

Tahlia Isabel Palmer said...

fuck.ing.hell eric is a BABE. i want to learn viking.