What should I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
xoxo Annik
Dear Annik,
While I feel like I have known you for many Internet years I have actually never met you SO I have no idea how poor you are/how much you think a dude is worth. I have divided up gift ideas by price.
$0
Some gobbies with a designated number of fingers up the bum (at your discretion)
OR
A hot three-way
$10-$20
Take him out for a romantic McDonald's dinner box
OR
(I actually really want these)
OR
ONLY $9.95!!!
$20-$50
SaSsY t-ShIrTs
HilLaRiOuS!
QuIrKy
SoOo TrUe!!!
$50-$100
Some nice cologne however tell him you bought it because your used to sleep with a guy that wore it and you enjoy the memories.
$100-$150
No guy is worth this much. Just tell him you'll marry him.
Regards,
Doney
1 comment:
Awsm! Thanks so much gemmer. I was thinking of a sushi train gift card or a candle holder I saw at the post office that says "When I count my blessings, I count you twice" but that goes against my personal beliefs as a former-accountant.
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