SERIOUSLY

hey, excuse me, seriously - has anybody EVER gotten laid from the scotsman. because if you say yes, i honestly dont believe a word yr saying... number 1. the individual drinks are too expensive too get yr "victim" drank. number 2. theres not really any chance for social interaction.. also no sexy dancing allowed. number 3. if yr counting someone youve previously slept with AYOO IT DOSNT COUNT!!

anyhow i was very excited because juggs are only a very minimal amount of cash. but others were bummed out about not "sitting on yr face" honestly didnt we come too this crux years ago? and if not yet, what the fuck have you been doing - getting laid at the queens. FUCK YOU.

(everyone who is sexually frustrated is also, by default VERY ANGRY)

i am also eating a very hot laksa which is in turn burning my throat. many other ppl fell asleep because of this. i lead the most exciting of lives. not. and honestly, you guys, where is yr sense of adventure (?)