A guide for small talk on dates

Sick of feeling awkward on dates? So much so that you get the Ronan Keating song "you say it best...when you say nothing at all" in your head? Fear not my lovers, I have created (on 2 hours sleep mind you) some topics to get conversation going on first dates! There is no way it won't work!

• Volcanoes: just Earth barfing?
• "If you could walk on your hands would you get hand shoes made?"
• "When do you thing Ipods will have feelings and the ability to make their own choices?" "After we are dead and buried?" "Do you think they will destroy us all???"
• "I wonder if one day everyone will be twins"
• "What ever happened to The Mighty Mighty Bosstones?"
• "Do you think Trekkies get to speak Klingon (sp?) in heaven?"
• "If you had to choose between your mum dying painlessly and a distant relative dying really really painfully, what would you choose?"

These are just a few to get you started, I don't want you guys to rely on me too much because someday I'll be dead. Or too cool to talk to you.