I'M SMART

I'm also a photographer!! How bummed are you about Polaroid film! OK so not really. I just bought a digital camera couple weeks ago. I was real excited about it, the dude at the store was probably all "Welcome to 1999 dickhead".

I take my camera with me everywhere. School, work, WHATEVER. It has three settings: auto, flash on and flash off. I'm destined for greatness.

So at the Scotsman last night when a bread fight started I was like THIS IS IT THIS IS IT. Good thing I have my gamera to document this monumental moment. Here are the pictures I took:


HOT ACTION SHOT


AN INCRIMINATING PIC


TOTAL DEVASTATION


WATCH OUT!


WHAT'S THAT WHITE THING

Please note how I totally captured the intensity of the situation by not getting a picture of bread/throwing/anything at all. I pretty much just took pictures of people standing in a carpark.

So if anyone wants to hire me to take pictures of their band playing live, or hire me as a P.I. to catch out your cheating lovers, plz let me know at axe_da_cod@hotmail.com. I've done some mock-ups of what the pictures might look like:







Love Clare xoxo