My First Hate Blog

I was thinking about our hate blog.

http://www.chronicalsofdardia.blogspot.com/

It reminds me of when I was at the Hydey watching the best band ever Taco Leg and I got a text from a website whose sole purpose is to anonymously tell people they have an STD. It said that I have syphilis.

I knew I didn't (like, for sure) so my main stress way "homg someone hates me".

But I was all "just wait, little gemmer. One of your douche friends will own up"

But they didn't. For a whole year. And it RALLY freaked me out because I thought that a friend would not be able to resist telling me.

So I just assumed that someone must hate me A LOT to do this.

I'm pretty sure that it was a year and a half later and I'm sitting with my friends and I says I says "you know nobody ever owned up, someone out there really hates me".

And FUCKING GRACEY just starts giggling. Apparently her an Jimmy were brainstorming and decided I was the most high strung person they knew and therefore would be the most freaked out by a text saying I had syphilis.

So anyway, nobody has owned up to the hate blog. So they must REALLY hate us. For a while I was sure that it was Ryan "chops" Boserio but he would have ACTUALLY done some blog posts making fun of us.

So in conclusion FUCK YOU GRACEY AND JIMMY

Sorry for over-blogging the internet is my only friend