The day I found out I was an accident.

Let me tell you a story that my dearest mother let slip the other night.

When my mum found out she was pregnant with me, she was baffled.

She went home and was staring at her birth control pills wondering "how did this happen?".

Then my brother, who would have been about three at the time came in, pointed at the pills and said "those are the pills you take when you don't want to have babies" to which my mum replied "yes".

"I've been taking them" he said "I don't want to have a baby".

So now my mum has both an unwanted girl and a son with a hormone problem.

Best. Family. Ever.