Sisters are Doin' it for DEMSELVES.

There are a lot of rad things about being a girl, but also a heck of a lot of rules too. One of the foremost and IMPORTANT rules is whoever yr Beyonces hate, you gotta hate too. It's just the way it works, duh. Boys don't seem to understand this, which I like to think is because when they fight, they just punch on and then buy each other a beer or something. Or maybe shag their girlfriends. I'm not really clear on the issue.

Anyway, this list encompasses but is not confined to:

• Bitches that yr ex boyfriend/boyfriend slept with when you were on a "break". This one is fairly self explanatory really. Double hate if they knew you, or were friends. This hate is usually on a sliding level, can go up to throwing glasses at them, but is usually around the "ignore they exist" or "giving each other evils" stage.

• Ex Best Friends. duh. No brainer, really.

• Ex Boyfriends. See ex best friends.

• Slappers that have slept with all of your male friends, plus the majority of your male friends that you haven't met yet, plus your ex boyfriends, who also lie about how they slept with your boyfriend when you were dating him, oh oh, and sleep with the guy you're seeing on Valentines Day and then deny they knew you were dating him. What up *****? Strange thing about this breed is they constantly corner you and your Beyonces while you're out and demand to know why you're being cold. You wonder why we don't like you? I once got so angry with this bint that I accidentally gave her my index finger instead of my middle finger and she actually looked up. That was hecka funny.

• Girls that live in your parents house for free while constantly taking advantage of them/you, and then date your best friends ex boyfriend after constantly reassuring them that "they really wouldn't do that, because your friendship means way to much". Oh, and they throw glasses at you when they're drunk. Plus they're foreign. What up *******? Go back to wherever you came from. And stop wearing berets, they look really stupid.

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