youre the one for me, jacqui

this is jacqui VG. you may have seen her around - at amps, shape, her workplace. or just cruising down the street exsisting as the most radical human being ever. the strain and pressure of such a title give her no problems, youll see her and shell just walk by being all yeah, cool whatevs. salience personified!

she is my bestest friend in the whole wide world. she is my favouritest human. and i happened too meet her at the dumbest job ever, at miss mauds. thats right folks, we did have too wear that gay uniform and NO you cant buy one for youre girlfriend you gary.
as soon as we met we bonded instantly (mustve been all thoose frills and swedish pillow fights) and we have been inseprable ever since.
i will proceed too liken our friendship too this phrase which i created "two bodies, one mind"
there was also this one other occasion which involved alot of masking tape, felt tips and the crux of the situation being i was the weinor too her womanly bits (you know, if you have one you kind of need the other one)


this is jacqui with her boyfriend lloyd hughes. they are the cutest thing youve ever seen! lloyd is a really nice boy and i am glad they are together because they are both amazingly great.
once, when i was dating this boy jacqui went up too him when i wasnt there and was all "if you hurt nina ill rip youre eyeballs out of youre skull and fuck youre eyesockets."
maybe not in thoose exzact words, but she did give her infamous 'death look' and then the boy told me about it and i was all warm and fuzzy on the inside.

this is bowser giving jacqui a hifive. as soon as i saw this pic i was like "thats one for the myspace heroes section!" maybe bowser is hifiving jacqui in advance, seeing as it is her birthday this weekend. or maybe bowser just knows where its at and by hifiving jacqui he might have just touched a little piece of god, JC etc.

HAPPY BARFDAY JACQUILINE VAN GROOTEL!!!

lots of lob, nina