art bitch

from the title of this blog you are already getting connotations of super fierce (thanks clare) art, possibly menstural blood paintings or perhaps an installation of a toilet with a morning after poo in it (M.A.P)

well no. thats not what this post is about. although all of the above are kind of disgusting, maybe even a little.. dare i say CRAZY (woah!) they are above all imaginitive and at least displaying some sense of originality (and possible themes of body outputs)

unlike some other "art". so one of my lovely housemates has this horrible, most unfortunate canvas with a (blank) flower painted on it. while i maintain that the painter (someone we know) has obvious technical skills and knows about light and colour it dosnt redeem the fact that it is still fucking ugly and has too reside above the kitchen door opposite my room.

i tried being fair "well if you have too keep it out of obbligation i sympathise but why dont we at least hide it behind something? so that way when im walking out of my room intoo the kitchen, this is the obvious place i would go for many varities of cheese are kept here, im not thinking about how much i want too fist yr canvas and rape it with a knife or fire?"

anyway said housemate wouldnt budge "but it was a present" sorry babe that really dosnt cut it for me. once my grandma got me and my sister matching raincoats with ILOVENZ and sheeps all over it. the punchline is she ripped the exzact same raincoat out of her pocket and was all "now we can ALL match!!" you think i brought intoo that? NO. sure i kept it a few days before i sent it off too the salvos but i did the right thing y'know? kids are out there sheltering under cardboard boxes and im throwing out a rain sheltering coat, BAM! im paying it foward.

anyway im sure i could enrich some persons life (possibly blind person) with this terriffic treat of free painting offering.

sometimes i think its dumb really, i know who would frikken love this painting!! middle aged woman!!!! they also love photography but only of hands.

NOTE: the hands have too be babys hands, black dudes hands or wrinkly hands.

in the words of css "suck my art hole" because i only want too surround myself with "visually stimulating" aka. rad things. what is rad too me may not be rad too you and im willing too accept this.

PS: did you know babies PREFER too look at attractive people?? apparantly if you are attractive they will look at you longer than theyd look at an ugly person. there should be a new term for dardys, babystare.

YRS SINCERLY, (NME)