Friday, January 30, 2009

NEWSFLASH

i have a new job somewhere in hipsterville perth, australia.
this is okay, i like jobs, i like money and i enjoy that we are TOLD too sit the hell down when we close and have a cheeky beer.
so yesterday im taking out this persons order and at the table there are 3 boys and 3 girls and every single one of them is like HELLHELLTANNED and really blonde. and have athletic body types.
when i walk back in im talking too coworker "is that that guy from bigbrother?" shes all "hmm, let me check." she returns "HAHA IT IS LOL" 
i always remembered him, his face is really red from being overtan and he has a shit nose which led me too christen him the hammerhead shark.

(NME)

1 comment:

Seymour Scagnetti said...

You know your rank when you've been on big brother.

the rest of your life is just a gag reel of public humiliation.