I'm a fighter not a lover (I fixed the link)

I actually own all of these films except for Angus, my favorite movie of all time is Drive Me Crazy.

I have to say that my favorite Jezebel writer is Hortense unless she was the one who wrote that post about the top five model blogs. I mean, sure it's a low bar but can we PLEASE stop giving Sophie Ward all this positive attention in regards to her writing? In the words of Alicia Degasario of Drive Me Crazy she is "all talk, very little action" when it comes to her writing being published. And her blogs are like she is masturbating WITH WORDS. Barf. she makes me want to barf. She's so flamboyant she makes me want to set myself on fire!

Okay kidding (about setting myself on fire). A source tells me her facebook status the other day was "I want to be a model and a writer...oh wait i already am!" or something similar. Does that make anyone else angry? And has she actually published anything? I don't think she has. Just because you have a blog it doesn't make you a writer. I'm not a writer.

Love from an angry donut.

PS. I read a short story that was going into a compilation that SW was working on and it was actually worse than the story a girl in my second year creative writing class wrote. She lied and said she took acid and wrote it to impress my hippie teacher.