Things I have discovered lately

• Crystal Clear is a great home pregnancy kit.

• I am not pregnant.

• A Coles green bag filled with 2 minute noodles that are still fried, and not baked. (They expired in 2005 and 2006).

• Picking an animal out of a tank and someone cooking it for you and then you eating it is really great, but only when it's an ugly crustacean.

• I am actually capable of empathy.
  

• Sometimes people aren't looking at you on public transport because you are hot/they like your outfit/they wish they were you but because you in fact look like you have a giant birdnest in your hair and there is a booger on your face.