Last night my Doctor's surgery was bombed by pro-life freaks who wrote this on the wall
I'm very angry for many reasons including that now my mum is insisting I go to a new doctor who does't know the sordid details of my medical history.
My doctor isn't even close to being an abortion clinic, trust me I asked. When they said no I was all "how about a push down the stairs? Eh? For old times sake" still they said no.
So in conclusion,
Dear Bombers,
I bet you a million dollars that if your mum wasn't mentally retarded and realised she was preggs early enough she would have totally aborted you.
Love from Gemmer
Ps. had your plan actually worked (the molotov cocktails SUCKED by the way) you would have killed ACTUAL people (not a sea monkey foetus) because there are apartments above DICKHEDZ. It was a really great plan though, I can see that your religious convictions are totes pure and shit.
5 years ago
4 comments:
FUCK WHERE AM I GOING TO GET THOSE CELLS RIPPED OUT OF MY WOMB NOW?!
What a bunch of pieces of shits.
hahahahhahahaha, I only just realised that the B looks like a little foetus. That's actually funny.
I didn't notice that, you have to give it to the freaks, they have attention to detail down.
There it is.
You hit that RIGHT on the head.
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