PLEASE

To Dear Andrew M.,

I would like to be the replacement guitarist in your indie band. I know about 7 chords and a few riffs I guess. I find it hard to stand up and play but I'm sure I'll learn! You would not even need to take new band photos, I have (as your official photographer) made a new, professional looking one using Abode Photoshop, or a similar program.



Please think about this for serious!

Yours sincerely,

Clarke "Shreds on the guitar" Weldon

Sometimes the internet is so good that I can't stop thinking about how good the internet is

And Don Hertzfelt has a new video, and Queefy just had her wisdom teef out so dis is weird!



If I knew how to put animated gifs on here there would be lots of animated gifs on here. I did it internet banking for the first time the other day, it was HARD.

I HAVE A NEW FAVORITE http://noyoushutup.tumblr.com

LAWL

I'm SOWWEE

This is a blog for my boyfriend, who really likes planes.



MERRY CHRISTMAS!

A present for Clarey for getting 1st class honours

I was going to put this on FB but I was scared I would get deleted (because then I would have to leave my house to get laid)

peeking virtue from Douglas Burgdorff on Vimeo.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

I had my work xmas party on the weekend and can I just say, HOOOOO BOYYYY.



This is me plotting and then...



BLAMMO making out with my gay boss (it tasted like bottoms).



Forcing myself on some more gays (Igor's mouth tastes like vagina)



Then talking to some food about it.



And then talking to some more food about it.



I think Chris and Iggy needed to talk to some food about it also.

I consider it a success because at least I didn't get caught by a bouncer eating sausage rolls under a table like last year.