Thursday, December 23, 2010


To Dear Andrew M.,

I would like to be the replacement guitarist in your indie band. I know about 7 chords and a few riffs I guess. I find it hard to stand up and play but I'm sure I'll learn! You would not even need to take new band photos, I have (as your official photographer) made a new, professional looking one using Abode Photoshop, or a similar program.

Please think about this for serious!

Yours sincerely,

Clarke "Shreds on the guitar" Weldon


Jane Donut said...

I want to be their manager! I think I may have done one(1) PR unit at uni. KWALLIFYED!

Richard I said...

INDIE band!?

We didn't sleep on the floor for an entire month in a whole bunch of scummy punk houses in the states to come back home and be called and indie band!

Clare, you're out of the band