RETORT

this is a RETORT in honour of clares post.

me crying on the internet, 3rd degree burns style. kooky lead light glass door in pic? CHECK! a trophy display of bruises and recently washed hair? CHECK!

me trying too let my feelings be known on the internet, but after taking picture realising IM A SHIT IDIOT. IT SAYS "I WUV U QUEER WEE'DON"

sigh.

Pro Cheddar Nina

A short time ago, Nina and I were sitting out the back next to the empty swimming pool, smoking Marlboros and drinking sugary tea and she was telling me a story about Bowser.

"Yeah so like Cameron started beat-boxing and then Bowser just did some freelance rap!"

This is why I heart this girl.

Haha, Clare hulked out of this mummy costume a short time after this photo.