I'm too funny, it isn't fair!

When I was a kid these were the kind of guys I thought I would marry when I grew up.







ie: really funny guys, but I'm beginning to realise nobody is as funny as me. It's so sad it came out in a backdoor brag.

These are the types of guys I probably will marry









I think the breast I can hope for is to be the beard of someone rich and/or famous.