FITS LIKE A GLOVE

whenever one buys clothes, one must always ask themselves "is it possible too conceive a food baby in this?" please understand, noone cares what yr ass look like/how big that junk in yr oversized trunk is. if its small its cute! iddy biddy baby trousers! if its big its ghetto, favella! hawt!

i know so much about fashion, maybe ill even start taking photos and posting them on the blog. heaps of ppl will be wearing skinny leg jeans (skinny leg dreams?)

haha, right. HELLHELL.

SUMMER THINSPIRATION?

OMG, like, totally.

he even has the serene swan like posture, seductive eyes and all. celtic green and peachy keen. i bet he survives only on air and swallowing hundred dollah bills.. dreamboat? heavy rimming? or possibly just light rimming... its up too you.

You Can Wear The Same Clothes For Two Weeks If You

a) are careful when you eat

and

b) put on different jackets and shoes if you have to leave the house (why would you!!)