On New Year's Eve everybody counts down till midnight because then it's the new year. Normally I do really special things on the countdown, like not notice or try to find where I hid my bottle of gin. This year was another winner, whilst everybody was shouting 10 9 8 I had just started to do a really long wee. I was pushing out my stream so hard so I could do something cute on the 0 but when the big cheer went up I was wiping.
Sucks to be me! Actually it doesn't really, because the next day I ate a lot and then took some valium whilst two kittens licked my toes.
6 years ago
