Axe Gemmer

Dear Gemmer,

wat is wanking?

Love,

Stephanie Wanker

Well Stephanie,

When a person and a hand love each other very much they will often dim the lights, put down whichever Twilight book they are reading and make sweet, passionate love to each other.

When things begin to sour a prop, such as a hand towel coated in Vaseline or an electric toothbrush might get involved.

I hope this has been helpful to you.

Regards,

Gemmer

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