WHAT UP 2004?!

I am the most attractive, classy woman in the entire world. The red wine balanced on my beer gut? The chipped nail polish? The fur coat? The bag where the leather is so worn it is basically material? The cigarette? Dating a guy wearing a Helly Hansen jacket?

God, I amaze myself. I wish I was still 17. That year was rad.

Single Sassy Willing Lassy

Does anyone wanna take me on a date? I will totally put out if you get me drunk enough, and i am heck funny, and awesomelly pretty. Haha, when I just looked at awesomelly I thought it said awe-smelly. Smelly. That's a really good word that nobody uses enough.

ANYWAY, I like eating food and I know what celeriac is. I also like beetroot. And cheeseburgers.

Here is a glamour shot of me.