OH GARSH

Did anybody read this bad boy in the Sunday Times? On Sunday?

It is the worst thing I've read since some bozo told me to buy a collection of short stories by Miranda July. I don't usually read the Sunday Times but I was having breakfast with friends and needed an excuse to not talk to them.

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/national/italian-restaurateur-plenty-of-new-money-but-no-manners/story-e6frea8c-1225962084738

Now, I hate the cashed up bogans of Perth more than anybody!

Nice sunglasses robocop!



Nice tatt astronomy nerd!

So anyway, the bozo from this article ACTUALLY uses the terms "old money" and "new money". What a CREEP! He also bitches "I see people order an $800 bottle of wine and then they don't even know how to hold the glass properly". Hey buddy, if someone orders the $800 bottle of wine you should offer them a side of rimming, not a public bitch about etiquette.

I have been to both of this dude's restaurants and they aren't that great. Also, one of them is in Subiaco (aka bogan mecca), what with it containing the Subi oval and The Red Sea. I used to work in Subiaco and one time I had to clean blood from the pavement outside the store.

In conclusion this guy needs to get a bag and put it on his head. And stop talking to journalists.



Things about the 28/11/10 issue of the Sunday Times that are also funny/bad

• a PAGE THREE article about Luke Longley's daughter choosing basketball over modeling. Where was MY article when I chose retail over journalism?
• Obligatory racist rant: too many foreigners in our prisons! Garsh!
• Your Say WA: Should police use ethnic or religious words to describe offenders? I'm pretty sure some bike cops called Alexi and I drunk sluts once. I would have preferred it if they called me a "pogue" or a "mick". Jus sayin.
• Some fake statistics saying that passive smoking kills 600,000 people a year. So does shower mould but you don't see me cleaning my shower, do you?*
• Half page "article" about some purple flowers in Melville.
• Article about Rottnest only being available to rich people, I HOPE THEY KNOW HOW TO HOLD THEIR FORK!
• Article about how McDonald's is cheaper in Asia. LETS MOVE TO ASIA!
• I'm on page 33 and I'm hal bored. Too many shit articles.

*I may have made that statistic up but it DID kill Brittany Murphy. Allegedly.

I'm surprised these people can read

I'm on Perthnow.com trying to figure out what the fuck I can write an articles about for stoopid uni. Apparently The Cancer Council is trying to make it compulsory for high school kids to wear wide brimmed hats in the sun.

These are some gems from the comments found amongst the boring "try making my kid do anything" and "cancer is deadly serious" (pun intended?)

"haha im sooo glad im no longer at school them hats are hideous cant wait to see them wearing them haha what a laugh will go perfectly with them genie pants ohh and those hideous gladiator sandals to hahaha ohh they will look even more stupid."

Thankyou haha of perth (westminster) (it took me ages to figure out what "genie pants" are. I call them Aladdin pants since I don't think the genie wore pants)

"Just what we need, another generation of hat wearing bogans"

Thankyou steve of Gosnells (even though I don't get it)

"I would love if students had to wear the ugly hats, as all the kids that wear their gangsta baseball caps would be forced to wear a more suitable alternative. Could you imagine all these hardened teenager taggers with a wide brimmed hat on, priceless! Who knows it might stop all these kids, who wear these gangsta hats, from being lil' pricks!!!"

Omg chalky of (???) I lob you.

Sunday Times, these are your readers.