h8erz

To quote Prince Paul, 'For as long as I can remember, people have hated me.' I just discovered C.O.D. got a h8er! A h8er who knows the alarming fact that heaps of people can't spell all that well.

HIT UP http://chronicalsofdardia.blogspot.com

And if it was you that made it, plz email us! I am actually lol-ing heaps about it and think it's a really good joke and I kind of want us to be friends.

99c stickers

Look dudes, I'm really sorry that I haven't been blogging and letting you know all the innate details of my incredibly interesting and intricate life. I could ramble all day about the amazing helicopter rides and hangouts with rockstars and all the Hennessey I have been drinking but that would actually be a lie.
Instead the delectable Benjamin Menzies of Wack Sauce, Jimmy Hats of atinlayigpayuckfay and I have been working on a secret project which has finally come into fruition and should be the top of your RSS Feeders or Google Readers or whatever it is that people who actually know how to navigate technology use to read all their blogs. (Pretty Sure all of Dardia just have shit committed to memory. Speaking of which nobody answered our question. What is Blu-Ray ?? ?? ?) In fact you should delete all other blogs from your memory/reader/whatever and just read this one daily.


Immediately go to http://babyraps.blogspot.com RIGHT NOW I SAID IMMEDIATELY.

Coming up Clarke

This week I

- quit my job
- got on the 'link
- signed up for radioactive class
- ate a dinner box of KFC
- pretended to go to work for 3 shifts but really just stayed at home watching dvd box sets
- wore an anorak

~~*iF yOu'Re GoInG 2 rEacH 4 dA sTaRs, rEaCh 4 dA LoWeSt oNe pOsSiBLe*~~~

TITS 'N' ASS

i made a discovery a couple of weeks ago. a golden nugget of blow yr freakin mind information that im perplexed as too why i had never been aware of before.

allegedly there are two types of dudes and you got to be one of the other kind of thing. yr either all about the TITS, rack, boobies, breasts or you down for nothing but ASS, butt, booty, bum.

its seems logical really. i think the reason this thought had never really entered my dumb brain before is because i was genetically fucked over and posess neither one nor the other. is this humanly possible... you may ask. well too be honest i thought my ASS was the shining crown of glory, its soft and cute and i know for a fact i cant be a TITS grrrl because i just aint got nothing in that paddock. i claimed too be an ASS but my friends dismissed me. where do i fit in? am i a social outcast destined forever too be a freak? or are there other categorys i may possibly fall intoo like medium ass zero tit kewt bangs. are there possibly minority categorys like dudes who are really intoo swan like necks (have you ever considered being a neck model?) are legs there own individual category or are they apart of and included in ASS?

as a dude do you feel pressure too choose one over the other? i have heard TITS dudes are a bit left of centre, but ASS guys are usually the norm. what do you think?

you could maybe even ask gemmer about it, shes really good at giving advice you know axe_da_cod@hotmail.com

maybe shell have some salient advice for me. (probably not though, shes probably just going too tell me im "glothlicklolitabilly" a made up subculture she ridicules and i am repulsed by)

BUGGING OUT

i start school in ONE week. kind of nervous (?) anal retentive etc.

Mike

I made up a song about my dog today. It goes "You eat dirt but I love you anyway".

THE END!!!
Love Clare

WHERE DID WE GO?

(noune of us have the internet)