DAILY

this is an occurrence i encounter daily. and i agree.. slates are clearly the downfall of the urban suburban church turned house buildings on william street. ON POINT.

HAI CLARE I MADE YOU A BLOG BECZ I LOB YOU

http://crushable.com/other-stuff/baby-sitters-club-by-bret-easton-ellis-chapter-1/

GREETINGS FROM DAWNS CRACKSVILLE

dont have a communication device (phone) so i had too get an alarm clock. dont have time management skills so had to have a 5am start. dont have a brain so when i indeed did set the alarm i saw the little hand on the 5 and was like SET. checked my watch when i woke up this morning and it was 4:39. oh brother. dont like analog time (pull collar).

FUCK EVERYTHING I'M MOVING TO MT LAWLEY

For a year and four months I have been out of the loop. I live all alonsies in the western suburbs. Everyone in my complex is old or asian. One time I saw some hot Spanish guys unloading a truck and I almost came I was so excited, but I haven't seen them since. They must have been removalists. Go figure. They were probably actually mexican.

So I intend to rent my shithole apartment out and move to bohemian mt lawley.

At the moment I hang out on my own watching Television (homg I found an ex-rental copy of Hamlet 2 for $5 the other day) and go out approx every second weekend. Occasionally I will go out on a week night and get so hammerhead shark that I will heckle some nice folk singers and then jump into a car full of people I don't know and make them take me to their party.

So anyway, I am wasting my youth. Back when I was on the share-house wagon I may have been living with a crack addict/prostitute who swindled me out of $250 dollars but I was having bulk fun AND my vagina didn't ache after three minutes on a bike.

And I hate Thomas/Loftus st. If I have to drive up that fucking street one more time I am going to run down a cyclist (they think they're so great).

Maybe I'll stop talking to my dishes like they are naughty children.

My life will be like Cougar Town without the weird arms and menopause.

SERIOUSLY

hey, excuse me, seriously - has anybody EVER gotten laid from the scotsman. because if you say yes, i honestly dont believe a word yr saying... number 1. the individual drinks are too expensive too get yr "victim" drank. number 2. theres not really any chance for social interaction.. also no sexy dancing allowed. number 3. if yr counting someone youve previously slept with AYOO IT DOSNT COUNT!!

anyhow i was very excited because juggs are only a very minimal amount of cash. but others were bummed out about not "sitting on yr face" honestly didnt we come too this crux years ago? and if not yet, what the fuck have you been doing - getting laid at the queens. FUCK YOU.

(everyone who is sexually frustrated is also, by default VERY ANGRY)

i am also eating a very hot laksa which is in turn burning my throat. many other ppl fell asleep because of this. i lead the most exciting of lives. not. and honestly, you guys, where is yr sense of adventure (?)

EXPECTATION

there are times when i believe the sweaty days of summer are better spent at night, sinning and winning. (and wearing short shorts. ones where youre ass might cheekily say hello. but in the privacy of your own home.) but today was pretty lovely and seeing how i can barely smell/taste even if i am a perspiration morsel pre lubed for the sunny oven i cant even notice my pheromones and besides i could care less beacuse in approx 1 hr (maybe even sooner if i skip out of class early) i shall be strolling home. HOME i tell you! is it gay that i often stop and lay in hyde parks shady spots while smoking and listening too appropriate summer beats?? (it is as i often close my eyes and think about sandwiches or some shit)

is getting a facebook lame?
even if ive always said i wouldnt?
im moving nxt yr - possibly use that as the "reason"?
(haha)

PS// how rad is that diamond light!

ORGANISATION GIVES ME A BONER

tom sachs is a dude who works for nasa from his sweet as pie studio in new york. these photos are taken from the selby, go check the rest of them out. this guys arranging/labelling skills are seriously enviable. wet dreams...