Monday, May 10, 2010

Douglas Hall Norton Rose Australia

Quotes from this guy:

"HEY I MAKE $500 AN HOUR!"
"QUIT WITH THE LAWYER TALK, I'M A LAWYER I MAKE $500 AN HOUR!"
"HEY SINCE YOU GUYS RENTED MY HOUSE CAN YOU PAY FOR ME TO RE-LANDSCAPE MY GARDEN?"
"DID YOU KNOW I MAKE $500 AN HOUR!!? I'M A LAWYER"



Hey Douglas Hall, you still owe us $26.50 in court fees. I worked out that if you worked for 1 hour, you would still have $473.50 left after paying us for wasting our fucking time (think you make $500 an hour, but not sure).

DOUGLAS HALL

DOUGLAS HALL DOUGLAS HALL!!!

p.s. - I'm not a lawyer (i think you might be?? not sure) but maybe next time you go to court have cool things like "any scrap of evidence whatsoever" or "any legal document at all", and then you might win!!

3 comments:

Jane Donut said...
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Jane Donut said...

Haha what a douche.

I was flicking through old blog posts, fuck we were great. We should have a COD blowout to celebrate how we used to be funny. Now all I think about is escalator etiquette and eating hash browns.

Queefer Sutherland said...

ROBOTS LOVE US!!