Tuesday, March 8, 2011

WANTED

WANTED: FRIEND/S.
MUST BE ABLE TO PUT UP WITH BEING BURNT ON THE REGS. MUST THINK ITS FUNNY WHEN I SCREAM 'YOU JUST GOT BONED BITCH' AND PRETEND SHOOT THEM WITH MY HAND WHEN THEY SAY SOMETHING STUPID.
MUST SHARE INTERESTS IN ACCEPTABLE VISION RELATED ACTIVITIES IE. ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA or EAST BOUND AND DOWN or SUPERJAIL.
MUST HARBOUR EROTIC FEELINGS FOR FLAVOURED MILK BEVERAGES.
MUST KNOW "WHATS UP" AND NOT BE A NEGATIVE NANCYE/DRAMA DREW/DEBBIE DOWNER.
MUST HAVE TASTE BUDS THAT CRAVE TO BE CARESSED BY THE AWESOMEST FOODS AVAILABLE. SOMETIMES CHEAP, SOMETIMES NOT.
MUST KNOW MANY IMPORTANT BOOK/FILM THINGS SO I MAY ABSORB KNOWLEDGE LIKE ONLY THE CUTEST SPONGE.
MUST BE DTF (DOWN TO FUN PEOPLE)

hey everyone,
whats up?
MISSIN JEW GUISE SHALLOT.

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