Showing posts with label 10/10 you win at life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 10/10 you win at life. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Barfday

It is my 24th barfday in a couple weeks and I FINALLY know what I want to do! The idea came to me when my boss told me this story:

His friend (or cousin?) went to a party (or rave?) where there was a kissing booth. She noticed that the guy offering kissies was a raging hottie so she plucked up some courage and finally went to collect her "prize". When she got there however there was a new guy, her hottie was nowhere to be found! She was very distraught until she saw him standing across the room, dude was off duty! She excitedly ran up to him and rambled something like "I SAW YOU AT THE BOOTH AND I WENT TO GET A KISS BUT YOU WERE GONE!" to which he replied "Well, I do freelance work..."

And they made out allll niiiight loooong.



(Photo by: someone famous (probably from Brooklyn))

So basically what I want to do is set up a kissie booth where all my friends line up, gift me a present and then plant one on me. "Tongue or no tongue?" I hear you say...SURPRISE ME!

Failing that, we can just do this

Sunday, June 29, 2008

manic on the streets of perth

i have reached a conclusion. ive decided that when clare and unite we are kind of like a batman & robin duo. this meaning we work together as a team, with both of us having common goals. these goals could be anything from "i need food" or "lets go drank our dranks in the alley". in all honesty we usually just punish the dfloor with our debaucherous antics and immitations of lobbers.

we tried too start a circle pit at shape last night hahaha. THE BEST!
here is a picture of our shoes: