Barfday

It is my 24th barfday in a couple weeks and I FINALLY know what I want to do! The idea came to me when my boss told me this story:

His friend (or cousin?) went to a party (or rave?) where there was a kissing booth. She noticed that the guy offering kissies was a raging hottie so she plucked up some courage and finally went to collect her "prize". When she got there however there was a new guy, her hottie was nowhere to be found! She was very distraught until she saw him standing across the room, dude was off duty! She excitedly ran up to him and rambled something like "I SAW YOU AT THE BOOTH AND I WENT TO GET A KISS BUT YOU WERE GONE!" to which he replied "Well, I do freelance work..."

And they made out allll niiiight loooong.



(Photo by: someone famous (probably from Brooklyn))

So basically what I want to do is set up a kissie booth where all my friends line up, gift me a present and then plant one on me. "Tongue or no tongue?" I hear you say...SURPRISE ME!

Failing that, we can just do this

still ill

i had ran too the local shops (under the safety of my umbrella) too purchase some cigarettes as i would not be able too finish my homowork without them.
BAM! cigarettes purchased, all is well.
but, on my way out i happened too walk through the myers exit. BIG MISTAKE. i had my usual lost look on my face (its permanant) when abruptly this woman stopped and asked if i needed some help.
i was trying too be nice "uh, well.. ummm i think.. no im fine thanks." anyway shes telling me about some new product or something, blowing my mind with this array of colours etc. oooh what a pretty bottle shes cooeing, as if shed never noticed the product shes selling before.
i was looking around, starting too get a bit annoyed when shes exclaiming loudly "its peach!"
i turned at her, looked her straight in the eyes and told her the honest truth "im really sorry but i have too go, ill come back tomorrow. i must return home URGENTLY because i left the dogs inside and they are going too piss everywhere."
i proceeded too walk briskly too the exit and opened my umbrella preparing too face mother nature, once again.

PS// dont worry when i got home the carpet was unsoiled, nothing was even chewed! phewph.