MEL-BORN

had a week in melbourne september/october 2010. best time ever, didnt do alot but spent vast amounts of time in footscray the heart of bohemian melbourne (HAH)

but seriously, footscray is good value. thoose $2.40 vietnamese rolls and ppl yelling obscenities on the street make it all worth it.

yeah im slow/shit with uploading/taking pictures.

the union!
pretty cut glass ash trays and port royal tobacco (NZ REPRESENT YO) and cider.
more cider at anudder pub. i thought cider was just for fancy ppl but its so cheap over there you may as well take advantage of the situation. the weather held out and was sunny for 6/7 days. FUCKIN YEAH FUCK. nicely done.
70c doughnuts @ olympic doughnuts right next too footscray trainstation. SEVENTY GOD DAMN CENTS. these doughnuts are the tits by the way, jam and all.

quick notes

x. awesome "bowls" of coffee at proud marys

x. good times at prudence, byo food and amazing rum and cloudy apple dranks

x. melbourne etching supplies, wet dreams

x. borsch@ hells kitchen BEST SOUP EVER

in conclusion this holiday was balls and all, in the best kind of way.

FINGERS CROSSED

important interview tomorrow morning! in another state!

bye clare, gemma and gracey i will see you guys in a week. may eat heaps of dumplings for you. and $2 beers. wooo

SCHOOL HOLIDAYS

off for a short jaunt... cant wait too sleep in and eat DUMPINGS in melbourne. oh yeah

FANGS FOR NOTHING

GREETINGS

trends i have noticed in melbourne:

x. REALLY AMAZING BIKES, pretty much urrrybody whoose anybody has the dopest bike youll ever see. i even saw a tiny minor with the most asthetically pleasing yellow number that had JUNIOR printed on it in a classic shade of black. woah.

x. CATS ARE SLEEEPING, EVERYWHERE, god damn it if i get reincarnated as feline in melbourne i would be pretty happy. 60% of the sunny shopfronts have cats sleeping in them. then youre walking down the road and BAM! cat sleeping under car. i like sleeping and possibly being a catty bitch could suit me quite nicely, EH?

x. SHOES THROWN OVER POWERLINES, thats pretty self explanatory. the question is why? the answer is i dont have a clue.. perhaps it is a testament too the citys artistic alternative possibly junkie residents??

okay, so anyway i have been having a pretty GREAT time and great is probably an understatement.. i am also now addicted too TRUEBLOOD and drinking mulled wine at kent street on smith street. that place is beefcake objectified, with elvis playing in the background.

TIGERAIRWAYS.. what the hell is the deal with the CAGE you collect yr baggage from. it was so windy and cold i thought i was going intoo anaflactic shock or whatever. the wethars been pretty okay though.

the toff in town is this svelte little bar above cookie an swanston street. this is where you drink quince pear sour for $18 a glass and you find lardy dah boys who look like an older version of jordan kirksby (HAI JORDAN).

HFNL*, (NME)


HFNL=have fun, never lob.

I Love You Melbourne

This is an off-shoot from my last post alright guys? I fly out on the 13th of December at 7 Firty with a one way ticket to go extend MY ruthlessness as far as possible in Melbourne. Am accepting any donations whatsoever so that I have more money and if you guys wanna buy some fake pills (Smints) off me for placebo effect and just pretend that I didn't rip you off, I'm okay with that too.
My brother was just over there (and still is for another 2 days) and the first night he was there he got totally punched out by his 5'5 90 pound weakling Irish ex girlfriend! GO AJA!
I finally get laid again at 1am Melbourne time 14th of December. Fuck yeah.

Love Gracey.