the fire of my loins

breakfast is undoubtedly my favourite meal of the day, as the choice of sweet and savoury tasty treats is enough too blow youre k.rudd support package, maybe even yr mind!!!

mostly i go for the cold orange option (always cold, never room temperature) but sometimes ill bust out all NOMEATCOOKEDBREAKFEASTPLEASE styles. but thats only usually on special occasions. i also enjoy choc up and go but mostly not at breakfast time.

anyway, brownes does a top notch youghrt in the variety of "banana maple pancake" WTF its like yr craziest dreams come true!!

if yr one of thoose fags who likes skim milk and low fat muffins then please, donut read on. 

however if you have some form of mental/eating disorder please feel free too continue reading as i have devised a plan on how you too may benefit from the love of my life fire of my loins, 2nd favourite dairy product.

lets see.. eat it and purge, wait till it goes all chunky funky then eat it and youll be REAL sick but yr tastebuds possibly satisfied, use as a defence against biffs but not before you open it and creepily stroke the tub before licking it and sending it hurtling towards yr chosen biff or biffette's head, if yr an animal lover smear it all over you and cats might lick you, perhaps try running a soothing bath and adding the chosen product so as you might retain the smell of such baked goods - yr surely too attract a mate this way.

the other week my housemate left me note in the fridge that red NINA and it was stuck on a tub of this. people.. i know what i like, clearly other people know what i like and now the time has come for you too decide what you like. do you like dairy products inspired by meals of yr dreams? or do you like horoscopes, long walks on the beaches and fisting cold hard slabs of meat? ITS UP TOO YOU.

denial is the first sign youre an addict:

the other day gracey came home and was super excited too find a saturday morning cartoon record at the op shop. (feat drew barrymore) the surprise came upon the discovery that NO this was not a record and YES it was dumb supersized cd. lazer disc, whatevs.
that sucks, furreal. (not like thoose freaky 'fureal' pets. shudder)

on a completly different note.. here you go. i have compiled several lists for you too read (i like lists. addict)


THINGS I LIKE VS. THINGS I DONT LIKE
a short story in point form by nina marie elliott

tv, etc. i frikken LOATHE the following: david letterman - you and youre bald headed companion are not funny. youre pothetic. and old. and creepy. i cant believe someone had babies with you WTF! funniest home video show - every saturday night some form of chump is residing in my living room having a good old laugh. i just dont get it, the voice overs are gay to the power of 100. blah. generally i dont really like tv. ive been trying too watch it as little as possible bar the following (LOVE) 30rock, that 70s show. obviously i just like series with numbers in the title or something, analyse that.

housemates. lalala love G.O.D. we are really, really good at living together. im really retarded and dont know how too work the grill or how too peel the top off my jellycups so she helps me. i on the otherhand i never let her down by providing a constant source of amusment and ideas. eg. most saturday mornings when i lurk into her room, still inebriated, laughing about some rediculous thing that happened last night OR// lying under clares door talking too her through the crack about dardys in blue cardys etc. etc.
and i always say dumb stuff:

G: where does it come from?
N: RAIN comes from the sky!!
G: i wasnt talking about that you fuck. duh.

J: blah blah blah something about bali.
G: hahah yeah bali
N: hahah yeah not like the country. i mean..
J&G: (hearty lols)
N: not like the state. whatever. see ya.

mince. of all of the slaughtered animals people may want too digest i dont understand the desire for this one. its ugly. it stinks. you cant even define whats actually in it. not very good is the conclusion.

frankly mr shankly

i feel a cheddar for the children II is in order

this was an event i held at my house ( roughly 11 months ago) too celebrate the never ending goodness created by dairy products eg. cheese! the preperation for this party took a couple of hours, first i sourced a variety of cheese’s and began the pre party antics by making hand written flags too identify the various cheese’s. i then choose the essential (and my personal favourite) cheddar too make tiny cheese kebabs with cherry tomatoes and spring valley sweet gherkins (epic). with the rest of the cheddar block at my disposal i then proceeded too carve pacman shaped cheese snacks and arranged them in an exciting, yet functional way ontoo the table.. along with an array of condiments too satisfy every guests needs.

will definetly hold the second edition when miss dewhurst and i find a new house (which will be very soon im hoping)