Monday, July 19, 2010

Axe Gemmer

Dear Gemmer,

What should I get my boyfriend for his birthday?

xoxo Annik

Dear Annik,

While I feel like I have known you for many Internet years I have actually never met you SO I have no idea how poor you are/how much you think a dude is worth. I have divided up gift ideas by price.


Some gobbies with a designated number of fingers up the bum (at your discretion)


A hot three-way


Take him out for a romantic McDonald's dinner box


(I actually really want these)


ONLY $9.95!!!


SaSsY t-ShIrTs


SoOo TrUe!!!


Some nice cologne however tell him you bought it because your used to sleep with a guy that wore it and you enjoy the memories.


No guy is worth this much. Just tell him you'll marry him.



1 comment:

Annik said...

Awsm! Thanks so much gemmer. I was thinking of a sushi train gift card or a candle holder I saw at the post office that says "When I count my blessings, I count you twice" but that goes against my personal beliefs as a former-accountant.