What should I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
While I feel like I have known you for many Internet years I have actually never met you SO I have no idea how poor you are/how much you think a dude is worth. I have divided up gift ideas by price.
Some gobbies with a designated number of fingers up the bum (at your discretion)
(I actually really want these)
Some nice cologne however tell him you bought it because your used to sleep with a guy that wore it and you enjoy the memories.
No guy is worth this much. Just tell him you'll marry him.