Thursday, November 11, 2010

THURSDAY

WAYS I COULD POSSIBLY IMPROVE MY CURRENT QUALITY OF LIFE

x. vegetarian milk steak
x. epilepsy (at least then id have "some moves")
x. murdering gail the snail
x. alcoholism
x. man hand corrective surgery
x. wearing underwear that isnt so old its almost see through, and so saggy it looks like i crapped myself
x. death too all "singer songwriters"
x. rheeses peanut butter cups
x. botox injections in armpits for my sweat problem
x. cloudy apple juice and gin
x. learning how too pop "sick wheelies" on my bike (and then proceeding too hi5 clare)
x. credit card
x. haircut from a licensed professional
x. reverting too a "child like state" where i am pushed around in a non stationary vehicle while being fed consistently and sleeping alot and making awesome input like cute burps
x. fast forwarding too two weeks in the future when ive finished tafe


i miss being social and shit?

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