Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The best day of my life

The other day I was at work (I don't want to do a 'Gracey' so lets just say it is a department store in the city) and this guy walked by my section. He was totally normal looking, dress pants, dress shoes, white button up shirt, mid thirties, very fatherly. Except for that his white shirt was a little transparent and I could see that he was wearing a BLACK BRA underneath it.

At first I thought it might have been a manssiere/bro type situation but he didn't have moobs and also if you were a dude who had to wear a bra you probs wouldn't wear a white shirt over it. Not even girls do that (except for me because I'm a hot bitch).

So anyway I followed him into the lingerie section where he had a bra in between his thumb and forefingers and was rubbing it like it had a knot in its back. Like hardcore. I then went back to my section, squatted on the floor and silently wee'd my pants.

artists impression due to me not having the stones to get a photo of the real guy.