Monday, November 30, 2009

Things you shouldn't do at yr work xmas party

  • knock over two drinks within 10 minutes. with yr butt.
  • contemporary dance
  • hiding under a table so nobody knows how many sausage rolls yr eating
  • get caught by the bouncers under the table eating sausage rolls
  • make out with some dude from yr company in the backseat of a manager's car. Over her child's booster seat.

But make sure you DO power-barf all over your bathroom when you get home just to make that night a little more special (and your bathroom smell like partially digested sausage rolls).

4 comments:

Miglet said...

Haha! My work Christmas party is on Friday. Ima gonna try and do ALL those things (minus the pash the co-worker bit), and it'll be awesome!!!!!

Arcanthus said...

did you have the foresight to remove the child from the seat?

Miglet said...

Well, the Christmas party was a complete success. I ate EVERYTHING that was offered to me, including oysters and the scorpion in the bottom of a bottle of tequila. It was crunchy. Stumbled home at 12am and the yak fest was on! Lasted about two hours according to the boy. Woke up fresh as a daisy on Saturday.

Almost.

Jane Donut said...

i think i woke up wearing a wet petticoat because i couldn't get it off so i just showered in it