- knock over two drinks within 10 minutes. with yr butt.
- contemporary dance
- hiding under a table so nobody knows how many sausage rolls yr eating
- get caught by the bouncers under the table eating sausage rolls
- make out with some dude from yr company in the backseat of a manager's car. Over her child's booster seat.
But make sure you DO power-barf all over your bathroom when you get home just to make that night a little more special (and your bathroom smell like partially digested sausage rolls).