Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Jobs advertised in yesterday's paper that I should apply for

Yoga Instructor



"Hey I didn't have any paper so I just wrote my resume on this burger. I'm going to need that back though"

Christian Gift Shop Storeperson



"Hey I didn't have any paper so I just wrote my resume on the back of this copy of Edward Penishands I carry around with me. I'm going to need that back though"

Chicken Boner



"I'm just looking to try new things"

4 comments:

24KGOLDSLUMCOMPUTERWIZARD said...

Oh shit. you remember Edward Penishands too.. sheeit, i thought i was the only one.. hilarious flick

Janelle said...

I once owned edward penishands on vhs. Didnt you think his hands looked like chicken drumsticks?

Also, the paper are always looking for chicken boners.

Hope you find a jobbie.

Jane Donut said...
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Jane Donut said...

I totally did think that. The best part is when she is dancing in his handcum (as opposed to the ice from the sculpture from the original yet inferior version)