Hugh's Dick: An Essay.

Betty and I were just talking about Hugh and I started wondering about his dick. If he really takes turns boning the playmates then how does he keep Mr Johnson alive for said boning?


Most would just conclude that he takes a turdload of viagra.


But is there enough viagra in the world for such a purpose? Any scientist will tell you "no there is not".

So what I propose is that he actually has a creepy well hidden on his property that he sticks his pickle in every day. The well is of course magical and creepy.


Discuss.