Saturday, January 3, 2009

living the dream

last night i had this really weird dream that iggys boss was kidnapping people and enslaving them with the hard duties of being graveyard peeps at the hotel at which iggy works.
anyway the dumb dude was a total asshole lunatic and kept all these baby foxes and tigers everywhere and there were so many piled high around the hotel that i couldnt do a wee as they were all coming out of the toilet too.
so i was real angry, not only did this spaz kidnap me but now i cant even do a wee, COME ON!
he then proceeded too tell me "yr hair looks really gay when you do it like that"
this was the last straw for nina, so i picked up a doorstop and threw it at his head and he died.
the end.

(NME)

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