I have decided to let all you unfashionable toads in on what is hot and not this year so you are not embarrassed and shamed publicly by your ignorance.
Hot!!!
-Only leaving your room to dook and eat pizza pockets
-Having disgustng bags under your eyes
-Having your gut resemble a giant pizza pocket
-Eating a bag of jerky and after mints (for dinner)
-Bringing My Pet Monster to restaurants
-Writing down conversations like Harriet the Spy
-Matching Tracksuits
-Barret Oliver (i bet he is hot now!)
-Saying "no pun intended" at the end of sentences when you have not used a pun
Not!!!
-Power Steering
-Zombies
-Feelings
-No One Belongs Here More Than You (the worst fucking book I have ever read)
-This specific blog
Okay kids go forth and prosper
5 years ago
No comments:
Post a Comment